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Q: Why did the mushroom go to the party? A: Because he was a fungi. Q: Why did he leave? A: Because there wasn't mushroom. ||
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Freddy Fungus met Anne Algae, they fell in love, got married, and now their  marriage is on the rocks.  <span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #d99594; font-family: 'Elephant','serif'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-CA; mso-themecolor: accent2; mso-themetint: 153;">Why did a man put a mushroom in his pocket before he went on a date? He <span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #e5b8b7; font-family: 'Elephant','serif'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-CA; mso-themecolor: accent2; mso-themetint: 102;">wanted to be a fun guy! <span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #e5b8b7; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Elephant','serif'; mso-themecolor: accent2; mso-themetint: 102;"> <span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #d99594; font-family: 'Elephant','serif'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Courier New'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-CA; mso-themecolor: accent2; mso-themetint: 153;">She was all gal (ALGAL) and he was a fun guy (FUNGI). They took a likin' <span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #e5b8b7; font-family: 'Elephant','serif'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Courier New'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-CA; mso-themecolor: accent2; mso-themetint: 102;">(LICHEN) to each other. <span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #e5b8b7; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Elephant','serif'; mso-themecolor: accent2; mso-themetint: 102;"> <span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #e5b8b7; font-family: 'Elephant','serif'; mso-themecolor: accent2; mso-themetint: 102;"> <span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #d99594; font-family: 'Elephant','serif'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-CA; mso-themecolor: accent2; mso-themetint: 153;">What do female algae wear? <span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #e5b8b7; font-family: 'Elephant','serif'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-CA; mso-themecolor: accent2; mso-themetint: 102;"> Answer: Algebra (algae-bra <span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #e5b8b7; font-family: 'Albertus Medium','sans-serif'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-CA; mso-themecolor: accent2; mso-themetint: 102;">)

<span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: red; font-family: 'Bauhaus 93'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-CA;">If you like potato chips with mushroom taste, put them in a moist and shadowy place!

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