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 * Fungus Quotes **

  Ants are so much like human beings as to be an embarrassment. They farm fungi, raise apids as livestock, launch armies to war, use chemical sprays to startle and confuse enemies, capture slaves, engage in child labour, exhange important topics ceaselessly, They do everything but watch television.

Marriage is a custom brought about by the women who then proceed to live off the men, and destroy them, completely enveloping the man in a cocoon, or eating him away like a poisionous fungus on a tree.

The vice - president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on a desk, that has been exposed to conference. Out of damp and gloomy days, out of solitude, out of loveless words directed at us, conclusions grow up in us like fungus: one morning they are there, we know not how, and they gaze upon us, morose and gray. Woe to the thinker who is not the gardener but not only the soil of the plants that grow in him.  J  = no fungus.. happy   L  = fungus! GROSS!!   <span style="font-size: 36pt; color: black; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Kristen ITC'; mso-themecolor: text1; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">